She’s Speakers for All of Us

She can kill with a smile, she can see your disguise
You can’t shake her faith with your casual lies
And she knows all the polls much better than thee
She claps at your gaffs but she’s always Pelosi to me

She can shape your committee, she can take you or leave you
You promise good health care / she’ll never believe you
And she’ll take what you give her as long as it’s free
Yeah she deals like a chief but she’s always Pelosi to me

Oh, she takes care of the house, she can wait out your taunts
And executive time Oh, she never gives out and she never gives in
She just changes your mind

And she’ll promise a no / on the wall around Eden
Then cut off your funding and leave the rich bleeding
But she wins us the best from the worst you can be
Blame it all on fake news ’cause she’s always Pelosi to me

Oh, she takes care of her house, she can wait out your taunts
Your executive time
Oh, she never gives out and she never gives in
She just changes your mind

She is frequently kind unless you are cruel
She can do as she pleases, she’s nobody’s fool
But she can’t be shut off like annoying TV
And the most she will do’s throw subpoenas at you
But she’s always Pelosi to me